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WatchHappy Father’s Day.
May 2011
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WatchHappy birthday may officially be the song of the summer.
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December 2010
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WatchI have more fun at lunch than you do all weekend long.
November 2010
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Yes, It's Okay To Drop Out Of College →
Educated people overrate education.
August 2010
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WatchSpooning.
June 2010
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WatchMom and dad won’t let me use a phone. So for now I talk into the x-box dvd controller. Practice, baby.
actually brilliant business idea
katiebakes:
keyholez:
It’s like an indoor sandbox, but instead of sand it contains dirt. Why? Hygiene hypothesis. Park Slope parents would eat this thing up with a trillion spoons.
Where can I pledge Kickstarter funds to this important and necessary project? As a side idea (sidea?) they could pass out little portable Purell bottles filled with chicken pox.
April 2010
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February 2010
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Rise If You Must: Please Help The Invisible... →
I know there’s a serious issue here. Click that link and fuck off if you are easily offended.
My thought when I saw this wasn’t about the serious issue. It was about the fantastical issue. What if we really had invisible children?
Do you have any idea how much danger these invisible kids would…
December 2009
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“Once you get born, you’re never the same.”
– Brody Dalle, the Distillers